Return Of The Laundry Clones

In my earlier post on this topic (1) I wrote about our experience in buying a top-loading clothes washer to replace our front-loader (dancing mold factory). I related an observation that many of the U.S. made washing machines and dryers on display at our Lowe’s store appeared to be the same. Quick research showed this to be true. Sharon found (May 2) an interesting link to Appliance 411 that expands information about what I am calling appliance cloning (2). Check it out. We find it troubling.

Anyway, that’s not really the point here. Our new top-loading washer/dryer set is being returned. Good enough turned out not to be good enough. The top-loading washing machine was fine, except that it could not wash clothes, well, small loads of clothes, and that’s what we do every few days. Thanks to the see-through top, we could watch a red striped dish towel staying in place throughout the entire wash cycle, red stripe smiling cheerfully above the water, unmoving. The agitator performed no function whatsoever given the small amount of water in the tub. The dryer was simply too noisy to run in our small house.

Sharon was in tears over the disappointment and the stress of anticipating the return of expensive large appliances. That’s something we have never done, to the point of living with such mistakes. But not this time. Lowe’s is fine with the return (kudos), and that helped get emotions in check.

All contemporary top-loading washers seem to have the traits of the one we chose, so we gave up. It’s back to a front-loading washing machine that does not dance. We will just learn how to keep the mold under control. The new machine and its matching (quiet) dryer will come from a real company that affixes its own badge to its own well-designed and carefully made products. Sadly, because clones are all the same, you know, that probably won’t be a U.S. made product. Fool me once. . . .

-George-

  1. Battle Of The Laundry Clones
  2. http://www.appliance411.com/purchase/make.shtml