The End Of The Laundry Clones

It’s over, finally. The laundry clones have been driven out. We installed an LG front loading laundry pair and put them to work this morning. These machines bore the same “Assembled In The U.S.A.” labels as did the Maytag equipment. That probably means something. We don’t know what. Maybe the door hinges were oiled with American oil — or something else. We’re done researching this stuff.

We took some measurements with our trusty smartphone sound meter app before Sharon’s trauma-inducing washer and dryer set went to wherever returned clones go and repeated those checks with the new gear. Here is what we found:

  1. Maytag washer in normal washing cycle — 62 dB
  2. Maytag dryer in normal drying cycle — 73 dB
  3. LG washer in normal washing cycle — 55 dB
  4. LG dryer in normal drying cycle — 66 dB

I seem to recall that the logarithmic dB scale doubles or halves power with each 3 dB change, and that a 3 dB difference is the degree of change that a human ear can readily discern. This means that the differences we recorded are not insignificant. And, subjectively, we can confirm that this is so. We did not measure sound levels for things like filling with water, brief spinning, and playing little tunes when done, just for the core function.

Three loads washed. Everthing got wet and clean. Yahoo!

Normality has returned to the laundry room.

-George-

Congressional and State Legislature Gerrymandering

What if we said that all congressional or state legislative election districts must be rectangular (a grid plan) except those along state borders, which must have boundaries that are determined solely by geographic reality? Perhaps in variants defined by this order of precedence:

  1. Legislative districts shall be perfect rectangles (of some acceptable range of ratios?) wherever physically possible, and then, only if not physically possible,
  2. three sides of a rectangle and one natural border defined by a state line, or
  3. where the land within the district is too narrow to accommodate three sides of a rectangle (see the middle of West Virginia’s northern panhandle) the district shall have two parallel straight line borders with two natural state line line borders, and finally, if nothing else works,
  4. three natural state line borders and one straight line border (the tip of West Virginia’s Northern Panhandle).

It will certainly be argued that a proposal like this does not preserve community integrity. But, sadly, “preserving community integrity” in redistricting projects can be little more than a code phrase for reducing the voting power of groups statistically in opposition majority party interests.

So, let’s do something to get the politics out of voting. Voting is sometimes about partisan politics, but the process itself should never be a partisan political activity.

A grid plan is simple. It can be automated and implemented in minutes instead of months of closed-door haggling about how to make sure community A’s voters do not upset representative B’s apple cart, and it might actually be good to have a legislator represent diverse communities. It might require them to devote some time to careful consideration of legislative impact, something sorely lacking in politics today.

Just food for thought.

-George-

Vive la France!

Congratulations to Mr. Macron and the French people. In France, one gets as President the candidate who received the most votes, not the least. France is a democracy.

Maybe the French people saw what happened in England (unimaginable) with the Brexit referendum and the insanity of last November in the USA. Not in France.

Perhaps France will have a President who can reduce national division. At least the people have created an opportunity. They have rejected Le Pen’s  “wall” for fraternity and accommodation.

Vive la France!

-George-

Bringing Down The Idiocracy

There are many good reasons why idiocracy has replaced democracy here in the USA. I’ve written about some of them before; our divisive two-party system and the undemocratic electoral college are two. Another is legalized bribery of elected officials by corporate entities through so-called campaign donations. Maybe I’ll write about that someday.

But here’s a problem that we can fix with no legislation and about which partisan zealots really can do nothing, although they will try at the state and local levels with gerrymandering and restrictive voting laws. That one thing we can do is to vote. If we just do that one thing, we’ll begin to get our present political tragi-comedy under control. But we don’t do that.

In Franklin County, Ohio we held an election yesterday. The turn-out, according to the Columbus Dispatch Editorial today, was, guess . . .

6.84%

Yep, 6.84%. If you don’t vote (we did), you are a stone in the foundation supporting our metastasizing idiocracy. Let’s start pulling the stones out from underneath the walls of our national embarrassment and let it collapse. It’s really easy, the exercise will do you good, and it will help make the hard stuff that comes later easier by creating truly representative legislative and executive bodies at local, state, and national levels.

Just get off your duff and vote when you have the opportunity, or, rather, while you still have the opportunity.

-George-

Return Of The Laundry Clones

In my earlier post on this topic (1) I wrote about our experience in buying a top-loading clothes washer to replace our front-loader (dancing mold factory). I related an observation that many of the U.S. made washing machines and dryers on display at our Lowe’s store appeared to be the same. Quick research showed this to be true. Sharon found (May 2) an interesting link to Appliance 411 that expands information about what I am calling appliance cloning (2). Check it out. We find it troubling.

Anyway, that’s not really the point here. Our new top-loading washer/dryer set is being returned. Good enough turned out not to be good enough. The top-loading washing machine was fine, except that it could not wash clothes, well, small loads of clothes, and that’s what we do every few days. Thanks to the see-through top, we could watch a red striped dish towel staying in place throughout the entire wash cycle, red stripe smiling cheerfully above the water, unmoving. The agitator performed no function whatsoever given the small amount of water in the tub. The dryer was simply too noisy to run in our small house.

Sharon was in tears over the disappointment and the stress of anticipating the return of expensive large appliances. That’s something we have never done, to the point of living with such mistakes. But not this time. Lowe’s is fine with the return (kudos), and that helped get emotions in check.

All contemporary top-loading washers seem to have the traits of the one we chose, so we gave up. It’s back to a front-loading washing machine that does not dance. We will just learn how to keep the mold under control. The new machine and its matching (quiet) dryer will come from a real company that affixes its own badge to its own well-designed and carefully made products. Sadly, because clones are all the same, you know, that probably won’t be a U.S. made product. Fool me once. . . .

-George-

  1. Battle Of The Laundry Clones
  2. http://www.appliance411.com/purchase/make.shtml